Asian man jokes
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.