Asian man jokes
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
If Asians have face scanners... do they all have the same face scanner?
All Asians look the same.
What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."