Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.