What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
One day a man was fixing a car, and he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "Hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like, "Dude, this can't be healthy." But he said, "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."
timmy goes to the doctor and says theirs a crack in my butt doctor, Timmy their is a crack is everyone butt see
My wife was going to have a abortion and I have cancer Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny
Do you know how Diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
D NO DOCTOR START WITH A AND A+
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
my mental health
I was talking to my welsh friend the other day and he suddenly started talking welsh to me then collapsed after the first few sentences. Turns out he had a stroke
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
Why do people shake ciggrate boxes? To wake up the cancer
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
If stephen hawking has a heart attack do u take him to halfords or a&e
How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
Cancer.
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
Why did the library book go to the doctor?
It needed to be checked out.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
