Health

Health Jokes

"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"

"Oh, that was the cat."

"We don't have a cat..."

"Oh..."

What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?

One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.

Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!

Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*

Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.

True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.

We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.

No one is taking it harder than grandpa.

What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?

We're both blind.