My hair strainer is hotter than you.
Hair Strainer Heat
Explanation
This is a roast where the speaker is comparing the target to an inanimate object, a hair strainer, to imply they are not attractive or 'hot'.
My hair strainer is hotter than you.
This is a roast where the speaker is comparing the target to an inanimate object, a hair strainer, to imply they are not attractive or 'hot'.
Anonymous
your mama so ugly she look in the mirror and said god im ugly