Buzz Lightyear jokes

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.

I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.

Neil before me.

Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?