Buzz Lightyear jokes

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"

The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.

I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.

Neil before me.

I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.

Autobots, "Roll Out!"

WALL-E

What's up?

A rocket from NASA.

OMG SO FUNNYY!

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!