Buzz Lightyear jokes

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.

"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."

I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.

Autobots, "Roll Out!"

If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?