Buzz Lightyear

Buzz Lightyear jokes

Orphan

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What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

Weight

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You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"

Mom

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Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Solo

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Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.