Buzz Lightyear jokes
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Memes
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the π is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of π? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
