Hair cut jokes

Where did the sheep get a haircut?

At the baa-baa shop.

Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

Why can’t Sally get a hair cut? She has cancer.

Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

I wish my hair was depressed.

Cause then it would cut itself.

What is the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy.

Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.

What's the most expensive haircut in the world?

Chemotherapy.

What's the best haircut?

Chemotherapy.