Hair cut jokes

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.

Why can’t Sally get a hair cut? She has cancer.

Where did the sheep get a haircut?

At the baa-baa shop.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.

What's the best haircut?

Chemotherapy.

Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).

Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.

Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!