Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
I noticed my friends hairline yesterday I could tell it was a super cuts hair Solon hair cut so how I could tell was cuz it was super alright, super lame
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Why can’t sally get a hair cut? She has cancer
Q:What is the most expensive hair cut A:Cemo therapy
What did the orphan say to the barber. I dunno the orphanage doesn’t pay for hair cuts.
