Hair jokes

Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.

Jada Smith: Grow some balls!

Me: Grow some hair!

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.

So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.

Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.

Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.

ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.

your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it