Hair jokes
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!