Hair jokes
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!