Hair jokes
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.