Hair jokes

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.

Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.

Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?

Jada Smith: Grow some balls!

Me: Grow some hair!

So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.

Why are bees' hair sticky?

Because they use honeycombs!

Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.

George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."

Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.

I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.