Hair jokes
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
Memes
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.