Hair Jokes

Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.

Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.

So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!

A muscular man in a tank top and cap poses in front of a wall. The text overlay says "If her got hair on it she faithful, its the shaved ones that be cheating. Grass don't grow on a busy street."

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.

Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.

ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.

LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?

Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?

Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.

Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?

Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.

A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”

He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.

EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.

WebMD: Cancer.

I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?

UGLY!

A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.

Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.

Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.