Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
What's steven Hawking shampoo?
-Head and shoulders 😊
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
Your hair goes so far back in time even cavemen saw it
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
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