HA jokes

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Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!

Son: Dad, I need a new butt.

Dad: Why, son?

Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.

What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

What kind of bear has no teeth?

A gummy bear.

What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.

Your mom has a bone to pick with me.

What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?

"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"

What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?

Mosscow

What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?

A baby you cut one off each time.

What’s the difference between apples and orphans?

One of them has a family tree.

Why can’t you private text someone in a community?

Because a community has more than two people.

Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?

Why can’t orphans have phones?

Because it has a home button.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.

"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."

"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.

Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?

The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.

He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!