Jeffy: I need a new butt, my old one has a crack in it.
donald trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
What do you tell someone who has depression Answer: just hang in there
n 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio. Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States. “Father, where is the United States,” Hans asked. His father pointed at a map of North America. “Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be,” he questioned his father. The man pointed towards the Soviet Union. “And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?” The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British. “Where is Germany again, Father?” He pointed to their home country in Central Europe. Hans pondered this information for a second. “One last question, Father.” “Yes?” “Has Hitler seen this map?”
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins he has all power but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea that’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different. Our lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven the promise land only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our lord. This is your choice believe and go to Heaven or don’t believe and go to Hell a eternal death make a choice.
I have more std’s then Hicks has friends at the moment I only have 1
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
what do u call a cow that has been shot
holy cow
Q. What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A. Kittens.
when you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
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whats the difference between an orphan and daniel larusso have in common
at least daniel has a mom
Why cant a orphan go to a family reiuon : it has no family
What has a dog 🐶? People
So sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can’t stand up for himself
If Sakura’s head looks like earth then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Okay, Good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld" you did not make it.
My friend has a shovel made of gold I guess you could call him a Gold digger
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha
