HA jokes
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.
Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha, gay!
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!