HA Jokes

What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.

What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle, cuCUMber. what were you thinking.

Why is the leaning tower of pisa leaning?

It has better reactions then the twin towers.

This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden...

HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!

What is the difference between a feminist and a knife? A knife at least has a point.

Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess? Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.

what do you say win your brother has to many jeans gene lousise

Why did the AI go to school? To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"! Ha Ha Ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy fellow humans.

What Animal has 5 Legs?

An Pitbull on an Children Playground

for every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!

We are coming out with a whopper that is similar to a priest cause it has also has its meat between 5 yr buns

Has anyone walked in on there parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!

Q: How many letters are in the alphabet A.11 A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T

Jimmy asks a elevator operator what he thinks of his job The operator shrugs and says "It has its ups and downs"

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

Time for a random Terraria joke Q: Why did the guide die at his house? A: The player dropped his doll in the lava. (WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap