HA jokes
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?