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Kid

When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,

other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."

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Machine

welcome to america

A close-up photo of a gym machine seat with visible wear and tear and some unknown drops on it. There is text on the image: "i'm not going to this gym anymore" and a TikTok handle "@kfobb".

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

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Deal

A blue silhouette of a person hanging on gymnastic rings is visible on the white wall of a gym. The text above says: "I made a deal with the devil. He took my legs, but I still think it was worth it."

Woman

The image shows a comparison between women's and men's footwear choices for different occasions. On the women's side, there are distinct shoe styles for the office, dinner, gym, party, walking, and wearing at home. On the men's side, the same pair of blue athletic shoes is displayed for each of these occasions.

Look

Haha

The image shows two side-by-side pictures. The top picture shows a muscular man with dumbbells. The text above the picture reads, "How I think I look at the gym." The bottom picture shows a different man holding a small dumbbell. The text below this image reads, "How I really look."

Teacher

Funny Moments that happens:

The image shows a dog with wide eyes and an open mouth. Around the dog are various text bubbles, some in different colors, expressing a sense of panic about forgetting PE class and being late.

January

The image shows two contrasting photos with text above each. The first photo, labeled "Gyms on January 1st", depicts a densely packed crowd of people. The second photo, labeled "Gyms on January 2nd", shows an empty gym with rows of exercise machines.

Body

A skeleton is shown lifting weights, with text overlaid saying 'My body is a machine that turns tiddies into sucked tiddies.'

Workout

Reasons to workout with your partner.

A woman with rabbit ears in two panels. In the first panel, she's flexing and smiling, with the text "Feel my gains, bro". In the second panel, she is looking more serious, still flexing and allowing her chest to be grabbed by a hand.

Summer

FR

The meme shows a side-by-side comparison. On the left, there is a photo of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson looking muscular with an explosion in the background and the text "HOW I FEEL AFTER I LEAVE THE GYM." On the right, there is a photo of a chubby baby with the text "When you're cute but you ain't summer ready."

Man

Gym workouts

The image shows two side-by-side pictures. The left side shows a very muscular bodybuilder, and the right side is split into two panels. The top panel has the text "How I feel after leaving the gym," and the bottom panel has an image of a lean man and the text "How I really feel."

Playlist

A screenshot of a Spotify playlist titled "Dark Hardcore Gym Playlist". The playlist cover features a scary skeletal figure with red eyes holding an axe in a dark forest with tombstones. Below the title, it says "2min". Underneath, there are Spotify icons and the text "Add to this playlist". The first track listed is "Espresso" with a thumbnail showing the artist's face.

Park

A man sits alone on a swing set in a park. Text at the top reads "Drake bringing Adonis to the park to have an excuse to watch the other kids playing on the jungle gym:".

Community

I just had a lovely cup of tea when i got home from the gym today haha lol

Who wanna talk i am at the gym rn

my arms hurt from gym

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