Why do rappers love the gym?
Cause they’re all about them HEAVY BARS
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
HEAVY BARS
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabiled gay white male who workout at the gym that is a bukkake slut and a physically disabiled gay white male who workout at the gym that is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of. It's in my basement
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male? From a physically disabiled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his BOOTY STRENGTH
I don’t know why I go to the gym being healthy is dying fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women
He said the ATM outside
Why do some couples go to the gym together? Because they want their relationship to work out.
Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
What's the slogan for a muslim gym? Might in dynamite.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day *I can't climb the stairs* Michael Myers right behind me* Runs like I'm a track star*
I asked the gym instructor
"can you teach me to do the splits?",
"How flexible are you?" He asked
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."
