Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
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Cum Junkie.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."