I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbells tables but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up. The manager then walked over to him, and asked "You're hogging the dumbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
So I went to the gym and I found a hymm
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What's the slogan for a muslim gym? Might in dynamite.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’
When your legs forget how to work after leg day *I can't climb the stairs* Michael Myers right behind me* Runs like I'm a track star*
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
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why didint the teddy bear want to go to the gym
:Because he didnt wasnt to get ripped
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his BOOTY STRENGTH
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The boy ran in to the gym why?
Becouse he wanted to ketch-up with everyone also he he got pun-ish from his momster
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS
Tired kid with asthma: it's hard to breathe. Gym Teacher: That's alright. Other Kid: Hush.
Ok so not a joke but like- There's. A. Fucking. Noose. In. My. School. Gym.
Total gym
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