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Solution

Funny Test Answers #3

A worksheet titled "FILL in THE SOLUTIONS" with instructions to read each problem and come up with a solution. Under "PROBLEMS", it says "You fell on the playground and scratched your knee". The box to its right under the SOLUTIONS heading says "get up and deal with it."

Restaurant

Hm, free food

The image shows a Chinese restaurant sign that offers discounts for bringing a girlfriend or wife and a free meal for bringing both. Below, there's an image of Wario looking upset with the text "I've won...but at what cost?"

Trade Offer

The image shows a character with red hair, black horns, and sharp teeth, who is superimposed over a person in a suit. Above the character are the words "TRADE OFFER" and below are two sections labeled, "i receive: Not important" and "you receive: Anything you want".

Discount

frfr

A dark-skinned man is making a gesture with his hands. The text above the man says: "Me showing the shopkeeper my 100% off discount coupon."

Search Engine

Ah yes Google vs Bing

The image is a comparison between Google and Bing search results when searching for suicide-related topics. Google shows an image of a smiling man, whereas Bing shows an image with the text "kill yourself". Below, Amazon recommends buying a ladder and a rope as frequently bought together.

Season

my mom be like

A person covered in mud is crawling through a muddy field. The text above reads: "Accountants entering 2022's busy season, still dealing with the last two seasons." The text "@dylan.does.your.taxes" is shown in the bottom right corner.

Crush

My recent tabs

Devil

A blue silhouette of a person hanging on gymnastic rings is visible on the white wall of a gym. The text above says: "I made a deal with the devil. He took my legs, but I still think it was worth it."

Vape

The image shows a poster with a character from the game Fortnite saying "Taking a hit in the restroom will deal 200 damage to your lungs. Do you want the victory royale? Don't vape, simple!" The poster also states, "It's not CUUL to JUUL in SCHUUL!". Below this image is a screenshot of Steve Buscemi wearing a red hat and a shirt that says "Music Band", saying, "How do you do, fellow kids?"

Internet

Always trust strangers

A four-panel comic strip shows a man walking along a brick wall. In the next panel, the man encounters a shady figure in a trench coat with a television screen for a head, labelled "INTERNET", who asks, "What've you got for me?". The shady figure opens their trench coat to reveal three images. One shows two figures hugging. Another shows two figures with one saying "I love you". The third shows the figures running with another one waving. In the last panel, the man is smiling slyly and saying, "I'll take all of it."

Friend

The image shows a text message conversation. The first message says, "We had a deal, Logan, if you sent me Gary pictures, no waffles." The second message below says, "I FORGOT". Above the messages is the text "I need new friends."

Woman

How it feels dealing with women...

A child is about to kiss a cactus.

Dream

A photo of a man with a bald head wearing a red and black striped sweater and black pants sitting on a subway train with a pensive expression on his face. The text above the image reads: "freddy after entering my dreams and seeing stuff he wasn't mentally equipped to deal with". There is also the user "prettycooltim" written in the lower left corner of the image.

Bakugou

.o.

The image is a two-panel comparison of the anime character Bakugou. The first panel is a black and white drawing of him looking sassy with arms crossed while another person is bowing down. The second panel is an anime illustration where Bakugou is angrily confronting a child. Text over both panels reads: "i find it funny how bakugou gets so sassy whenever he's dealing with kids".

Promotion

9/11 sale

Bad habit

The image shows a poster titled "Bad Habits" depicting a boy engaging in various undesirable behaviors. The poster is divided into twelve panels, each illustrating a different bad habit such as disrespecting parents, not doing homework, smoking, dacoity, dealing heroin, unprotected sex with prostitutes, insider trading, arms trading, stem cell research, war crimes, running an illegal abortion clinic, and not washing hands before meals. Each panel includes a small illustration of the boy with a label for the bad habit, both in English and Hindi. The bad habits portrayed escalate from minor misbehavior to serious illegal activities.

Subway

Neighbor

I haven't seen sunlight in 3 years

The image is divided into two sections. The left side shows a picture of Gollum holding an Amazon box with the text "What my neighbors see as I emerge from my house once a week to get a delivery." The right side shows a picture of Thanos with the text "me pondering cyber monday deals over thanksgiving leftovers."

Nerf

I guess it’s a big deal

The image shows a comparison of two different versions of the video game character Mario from behind. The left version of Mario is slightly larger than the right one. Above them is written: "Aw hell no! Nintendo nerfed Marios damage on goombas!"

Pill

A character from the video game Team Fortress 2 is on the phone saying, "The deal was 150k and immunity, Joe. Did you not take your pills again?"

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