January jokes
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday, and 1 for Sunday." The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for Sunday." The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February..."
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"
What month has 28 days?
Can February march? -- No, but April may.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
Happy New Year! 🍆🍑🍆🍑
Can February march?
No, but April may.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
dafuq?
Me on Monday
Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.
Just wanna repost from my old account
Community talk
I haaaaate january.
Its like if monday was 31 days long its awful.
I think it’s time an important chapter of my life came to an end, worst jokes ever. I have enjoyed my time on here. I learned some new words on here, and I am no longer a silly delulu guy. I have matured because of this site, surprisingly. I take things seriously, and i enjoy life more. Well when I’m on here, not IRL. This site has not made my mental health any better. Acutally, it made it worse. From january until n… Read more
ONLY AUSTRALIANS WILL UNDERSTAND
The weather today is pretty hot, isn't it? Just a regular January.
(ONLY PPL FROM AUSTRALIA OR THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE WILL UNDERSTAND) Do you understand?