January

January jokes

Condom

A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday, and 1 for Sunday." The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for Sunday." The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February..."

Memes

Resolution

I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.

It's my New Year's resolution.

Undies

A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"

Child

Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?

A: What.

Shit

What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?

White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!

December

Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?

They're cool and chill.

Memes

Election

Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.

A news article with the headline: 4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term. Below the headline is the text: POLITICS - Nov 7, 2024 - BabylonBee.com. Underneath is an image of several politicians standing at a podium with the US flag behind them. The woman at the podium is speaking.

Community

I think it’s time an important chapter of my life came to an end, worst jokes ever. I have enjoyed my time on here. I learned some new words on here, and I am no longer a silly delulu guy. I have matured because of this site, surprisingly. I take things seriously, and i enjoy life more. Well when I’m on here, not IRL. This site has not made my mental health any better. Acutally, it made it worse. From january until n… Read more

Poll

ONLY AUSTRALIANS WILL UNDERSTAND

The weather today is pretty hot, isn't it? Just a regular January.

(ONLY PPL FROM AUSTRALIA OR THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE WILL UNDERSTAND) Do you understand?

Hey guys ;) So i have some news first off I AM NOT QUITTING!!!! You guys have helped me with some things December 24-26, i will not really be in here. For around December 24-January 2-3, i will not be as active on here but I will check a lot since i am going on vacation I don’t quit on people so i will be very active after this time stamp