Guy jokes

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."

Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?

Random guy: Do you know Dee?

Other dude: Who’s Dee?

Random guy: Dee Snuts!

Guy: Do you want a nickel?

Girl: Sure.

Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?

Girl: 😳😩😩😩

Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."

Love y'all so much!

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"

Guys, add me in Discord.

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?

Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.

Get the whip, you're out!