Guy

Guy jokes

Quote

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."

Love y'all so much!

Orphan

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

Song

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

Club

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

Heat

What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!

Cock sucker

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

Shooting

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

Brother

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

Girlfriend

Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.

Get the whip, you're out!

Soap

Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.

Guy: Let's drop the soap.

Girl: Let's do it!

Week

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

Bitch

Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!