Guy jokes
"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Memes
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”