Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Guy Jokes
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"
Guys, add me in Discord.
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
