Guy jokes
Hello guys!
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
Guys, add me in Discord.
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.