Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Ayo fake guy.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
