Guy jokes
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Memes
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
Ayo fake guy.