Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
