Guy jokes
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Memes
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
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