Guy jokes
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔