Guy jokes
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
Hello guys!
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.