Guy jokes

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.

First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”

Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”

Hello guys!

"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."

You guys know BeReal?

BeReal? More like cereal.

Get it? BeReal = cereal.

Why is Bill the bad guy?

Monica wanted to suck dick.

Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."

Love y'all so much!

Why are you guys making fun of priests?

Because you have a suga daddy already.

Guy: Are you tired?

His “Crush”: No.

Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?

His “Crush”: That’s sweet.

Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.

A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.

Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

Guys, add me in Discord.

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"

What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!