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I put I guy in a fridge he said I had a nightmare
A guy when back to his apartment,5 Minutes later he said to the receptionist,”it doesn’t fit”so she gave him a new key
Guy: Are you tired His “Crush”: No Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day His “Crush”: That’s sweet. Guy: I’m joking you don’t look like you do any running
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim parctice, and a bunch of hw, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
Push yourself, because no one will do it for you.
Love y'all so much!
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Random guy: Do you know Dee? Other dude: Who’s Dee? Random guy: Dee Snuts!
allright class the person who answers my next queston gets to go home, then a guy throse a pencel the techer asks who throue that pensol I DID I GET TO GO HOME
HELLO GUYS. Its me Donald fuckin Trump. Ask me anything in the comments guys
Two people stood in one room, the first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I hadda punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
this guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to god please let me out it is too cold in here god is all confused there is a big fire in there the guy answers yes there is but you cannot get near it all the bishops cardinals and priests are sitting around it
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KARMA IS THE GUY ON THE CHIEFS COMING STRAIGHT HOME TO ME
Hello guys
you guys know bereal be-real more like ce-real get it? bereal be-real = cereal ce-real
Guys add me in Discord
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
Hi I'm Nate, How are you guys doing?
guys should i do it? you know what i mean.
Why cant orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
