Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Guy Jokes
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Ayo fake guy.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
Hello guys!
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
