A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Gun Jokes
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
I was coming out of airport and a rober kept his gun on my head I requested him please don't kill me as I have my old mom and dad at my home . Kill Them.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
GET IN THE VAN!!
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
your mom
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.
