Gun jokes
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
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Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.