Q. What do You call a gun that rapes someone? A. An assault rifle
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
why does adam buy airsoft guns you might ask? to defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit
I tried to stick to one direction but then they started to shoot the gay bar....
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.
American- I've never shot a gun African- That's the first coming from an American
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up ... you're next!"
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe? He found that he had a piece in his sole!!
I was coming out of airport and a rober kept his gun on my head I requested him please don't kill me as I have my old mom and dad at my home . Kill Them.
Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun GET IN THE VAN!!
So there was school shooting in Florida why didn't the shooter just go to Disney.......sorry i just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
What’s the only time you can do almost whatever you want
When you have a gun in you hand
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone? -a VEGUN
Why did the boy shoot the clock
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms? Because he told the man to put his hands up
What weighs 5 oz and is very dangerous.
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
your mom
