May and its gang.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
All of us.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Four big guys.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"
And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"
Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."
The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."
Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"
Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."
Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...
THE END
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
#babagang
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
