Group jokes
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
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What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
May and its gang.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
A women's knitters group is having a meeting, and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies.
One woman says, "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system."
Another knitter says, "I'm taking folic acid to help my baby's brain."
Finally, one woman says, "I'm taking Thalidomide!"
All the women turn to her and say, "Thalidomide! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?"
The woman shrugs her shoulders and says, "I don't know how to knit arms."
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What group of high school students touch the most dicks?
The jocks.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.