Group jokes

For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.

Cool people: I can do anything.

Normal people: I can do nothing.

Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.

What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?

The Incredibles.

My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.

What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.

What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?

A cypher circle.

I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.

I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.

Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...

Bloody seamen.

You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.

What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.

What do you call a group of emos?

A cutting board.

Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.

Why was the stadium so cold?

Because of all its fans!

What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

A vowel movement.

Voting is like doing a group project in school.

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

All of them.

What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?

A salad.