Group jokes

Random: What are your hobbies?

Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀

Hi! Could I join?

What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?

Emos, they're still in the air.

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

What do you call a gang of emo kids?

Are there support groups for men?

We (DYM 25).

There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?

They left someone for memories!

What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?

A cypher circle.

I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.

I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.

Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...

Bloody seamen.

What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

A vowel movement.

What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.

What do you call a group of emos?

A cutting board.

Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.

Why was the stadium so cold?

Because of all its fans!

Voting is like doing a group project in school.

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.

All of them.

What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?

A salad.