My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
All of them.
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
