Group jokes

There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.

What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.

Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.

If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?

What do you call a bunch of people near each other?

The start of the Hollacoast.

"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

All of them.

They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.

I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?

Seasoned vegetables.

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

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What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.

What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?

That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr

So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in. He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

Cool people: I can do anything.

Normal people: I can do nothing.

If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?

Having to wait your turn.

What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?

A salad.