Beta jokes

The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.

Why can't I get a girlfriend?

Because I'm a beta male simp.

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.

This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).

Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.

What do you call AG?

A beta male.

Is your tap water running well?

Beta, go catch it!

Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.

Hey, what do you call a beta simp?

You call me the beta simp.

What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.

But if you're vegan, you call him food.

If you're poor, you eat the skin.

No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?

Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!

Fortnite Android Beta

Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"

Non-binary people: *cries*

Humanity.

What is gay - curious 🤔 😳

👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.

👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?

🚲 🚲 🚲

😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.

Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.

We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.