Beta jokes
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
Fortnite Android Beta
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
Humanity.
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
🚲 🚲 🚲
😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
Community talk
beta alanine got me tweakin
So I'm a beta male for being muscular, and being attractive? So I'm a beta male for being gifted, and my dick being so massive? So I'm a beta male for not being afraid to speak my mind? So I'm a beta male for not looking for a hive to seek and bind?
Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level!