symple: y did u include me in this fuckery? symple: and y the fuck am i the profile picture? angela: because u r the thot of the group. symple: well it takes one to know one. symple: arnt Thot jokes just ฬwhore ฬable ฬ? angela: FUCK OFF!
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group
I suspected that it was Dave, so i killed him before he could cause any harm.
what is the the main group of teens in a west side story? New York jets
What do you feed a group of octopus for desert? .......Octopie!
What do you call a group of masturbating cows? Beef stroganoff
What do you call a group of depresd people. Sueaside squad
Q:Why did the first Koala Fall off the tree A: Because it was dead Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead too. Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A: Because it was hit by the other two Koalas on the way down Q:Why did the fourth Koala fall off the tree A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall off the tree A: Because it was curious to see where the others were going Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall off the tree A: It was tied to the fifth koala Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall off the tree A: Peer group pressure
what do you call a group of gay gamers?
rainbow 6
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree... ornaments
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said,"Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?". After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Hi my name is unknown guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week! Thanks leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in google forms or own the website. Hint: Pictures of woman. btw for men only!
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Hi my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and Joing my group!
I was in a terriost a famous terriost group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
So Jesus has been nailed to the cross. On the first day, he starts to moan, "Peter, Peter".
Well, Peter hears Jesus moaning and feels it is important, so begins to go up the hill. On his way, he is met by some Roman soldiers and they proceed to beat his ass back down the hill.
On the second day, Peter hears Jesus moaning again, "Peter, Peter".
Peter thinks to himself, this is important. He heads up the hill, fights past the first line, but gets a beatdown by the second group and back down the hill he goes.
On the third day, Peter is woken up by Jesus sounding very weak, but calling out, "Peter, Peter".
Peter feels that whatever it is that Jesus needs him for, must be very important. Peter heads up the hill, he is on a mission. He manages to fight his way thru three sets of Roman guards and make his way to the cross Jesus has been nailed to for three days. He looks up to Jesus, and says "Jesus, I have heard your calls, what is so important"?
Jesus- "Peter, I can see your house from here".
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups๐ - 13th in the league๐ฑ
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league๐ - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL ๐ป
Who's supposed to be the goat??
