Group jokes
One day, there are friends having fun.
Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."
And they all agree.
Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Im still alive and im going to make it everyones problem
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
Are there support groups for men?
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Hi! Could I join?
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
Me and the boys are cool.
We (DYM 25).
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.