Group jokes
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is…
Wait, where are we again?
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
The coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury.
Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available.
One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier with an amazing arm. The soldier rifled a grenade on a perfect arc into a 4th story window from 100 yards, bam!
He tossed another directly into a tight group of 12 enemy fighters 80 yards away, ka-bam! Then a humvee passed, going 60 kph, boom! Another perfect shot!
Coach said to himself, "I got to have this guy. He's got the best arm I've ever seen!"
He tracks him down and convinces him to come to Detroit. The kid takes coaching perfectly, makes all the plays, and long story short, the Lions win the Super Bowl.
The Iraqi is now the Conquering Hero in pro football, and a huge story. But when the broadcast team tries to interview him, all he wants is to phone his mom.
"Mother," he yells over the phone, "We just won the Super Bowl!"
"Don't talk to me," the woman says. "You abandoned us. You can't be my son."
The young Iraqi begs, "Mom, you don't understand! Our team won the biggest game here in the U.S. Thousands of fans are screaming for me. The U.S. President is going to call me!"
"I don't care," his mother snaps. "Right now I can hear gunshots everywhere. Our block is like a ruin. Your brothers were beaten half to death last night, and your sister was nearly raped."
Then she says, "I can never forgive you for making us move to Detroit."