Group jokes
One day, there are friends having fun.
Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."
And they all agree.
Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Hi! Could I join?
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.