Group

Group jokes

Tree

One day, there are friends having fun.

Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."

And they all agree.

Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.

Parrot

One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.

"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" πŸ”πŸ˜‚

Lightbulb

How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.

Girl

Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?

Because they can’t even.

Memes

Redhead

What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist!

Emo

What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?

Emos, they're still in the air.

Friend

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

Emo

Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.

Club

Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!

Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina

People

There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?

They left someone for memories!