Grooming jokes

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.

What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?

Kinder

How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.

What is the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.

Sir, I mustache you a question...

Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.

What bird doesn’t need a comb?

Bald eagles.

Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂

Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.

Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.

I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

I wish my dog was depressed so she can cut her own nails.

"Knock knock?"

"Mustache."

"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"

I groomed 2 minors today.

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

What do bees brush their hair with?

A honeycomb.

I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.

Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.

what did the pedophile say to the kid?

"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."

A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"