Wedding Hookup with the Groom

Listen up, you goofy goose! You went to a wedding, where you're supposed to celebrate two people gettin' hitched. Instead of, you know, acting like a normal guest, you decided to hook up with the groom! That's not only rude, it's kinda creepy 'cause you said he's your uncle's son. And that's like, family. So, like, it is weird. You know that, right?