Grooming

Grooming jokes

Hairline

Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.