What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.
I groomed 2 minors today.
A dog was in the vet's waiting room and another dog asked, "What are you here for?"
"Well, my owner was looking under her bed for something while naked and I couldn't resist, so I mounted up and screwed her senseless."
"Oh, so you're here to get neutered?"
"Nah, I'm just getting my nails clipped."
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
