Grooming

Grooming Jokes

Line

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.

Woman

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

Girl

What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slick her hair, she looks 15.

Girl

What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slick her hair back, she looks 15.

Masturbation

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

Beard

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

Hairline

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Hairline

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

Dog

A dog was in the vet's waiting room and another dog asked, "What are you here for?"

"Well, my owner was looking under her bed for something while naked and I couldn't resist, so I mounted up and screwed her senseless."

"Oh, so you're here to get neutered?"

"Nah, I'm just getting my nails clipped."