Pedicure jokes

I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."

Send toe pics lol :)

I didn't like having long nails, but they're growing on me.

The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin. It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.

Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.

POV: You go to your nail artist for pink nails, but she gives you stupidness. 😂😂😂

My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD

Toes for hoes.