Pedicure jokes

The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.

It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.

I didn't like having long nails, but they're growing on me.

I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."

Send toe pics lol :)

Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.