Grooming

Grooming jokes

Dog

    • A dog was in the vet's waiting room and another dog asked, "What are you here for?"

    "Well, my owner was looking under her bed for something while naked and I couldn't resist, so I mounted up and screwed her senseless."

    "Oh, so you're here to get neutered?"

    "Nah, I'm just getting my nails clipped."

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    • Team

    • What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?

    Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots

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    • Hair

    • My mom wanted me to brush my hair.

    And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...

    Grooming memes

    Mama

    • Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

    Hairline

    • I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

    Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

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    • Shower

    • What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?

    If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.

    Masturbation

    • I once masturbated in the bathroom.

    I was looking for something, for a little help.

    Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

    I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

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    • Squirrel

    • Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂

    Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.

    Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.

    I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

    I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

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    • Priest

    • What is the difference between acne and a priest?

    Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.

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