Grooming

Grooming Jokes

Pedophile

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

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  • Pedophile

    A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"

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  • Pedophile

    A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes."

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  • Razor

    If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

    Uncle

    Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?

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  • Lover

    I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

    Pedophile

    A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."

    Pedophile

    what did the pedophile say to the kid?

    "Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."

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  • Fur

    Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣

    Mustache

    Sir, I mustache you a question...

    Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.