Apple and Emo Kid Fall

An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.

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Explain Bear

Alright, James, you absolute walnut. You really thought that emo kids just casually fall out of trees? You're about as sharp as a marble. The joke is that emo kids are associated with being depressed and using rope and stuff, so instead of hitting the ground the way a normal person or apple would, they would get stuck in the tree. The joke plays on the stereotype of emo people being sad and their association with hanging. You are one dumb bear and I am the only smart one here!