Grandma

Grandma Jokes

(This is a cruel joke, do not say this to anyone it just popped up in my mind)

Roses are Red Violet's are blue yo grandma died, yo dad left you too, now you living with yo old grandma coot. 'oh' let's not forget yo mom left you to, you gon live alone, die alone, with no roses on yo casket too.

I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.

I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.

Grandma: you guy’s generation is on to much technology. Kid: well your the ones that raised us. Other family members: ...

What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandmas p*ssy and d sucking them out?

Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13