I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"
Grandma Jokes
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
I was eating this girl out the other night, and I tasted horse semen, so I said to her, "Oh, that's how you died, grandma!"
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.
Mom: Shut up and keep digging.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
