Grandma jokes

What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.

What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.

You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?

Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.

I recently found out that my grandma died. We did an autopsy, and the results came back. They were pretty shocking.

We found out that she died............... from an autopsy.

I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."

Nah, it's a penis.

Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.

My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.

I was eating this girl out the other night, and I tasted horse semen, so I said to her, "Oh, that's how you died, grandma!"

Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.

Mom: Shut up and keep digging.

My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.