Grammar jokes

What did A say to Y?

"You cannot be alpha like me." :)

Y said, "Why? (Y)"

I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know why.

A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"

The son: "I don't know, can I?"

The mom: "May you?"

The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"

In my free time, I like to help blind people.

Verb, not adjective.

Why do tables never need wheelchairs? Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.

What does "A" say to "ss"?

"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.

It was tense!

Who’s there?

To.

To who?

No, “to whom.”

Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate nine.

A single sentence walks into a bar.

Woman jokes aren't funny, period.

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"

Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."

What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?

Everything.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

Can we have a party in space?

First, we need to planet ;)

Get it? "Plan it" = planet.