Grammar jokes
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
I love the letters of the alphabet.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
You.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation? A period. Why? Because it marks the end of a sentence.
"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."
Hitler: "Mine less, then."
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.