What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
In kindergarten, we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words.
Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit."
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
There r 3 things wong wit dis world.
1. Spelin
B. Maths
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
why do orphans not know how to spell.
because know one likes them dump people.🤭🤡
You.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
What is you you?
El, can you grab me that bow?
Get noob.
Dan, I'd bent.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
