Grammar jokes
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Memes
"we are not the same"🖕🗿🖕
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
Hey, I have a joke!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
You.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.