Grammar jokes
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
Hey, I have a joke!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.