Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. đ€đ€Ą
You.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the âtâ they are still able.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Yesnt.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
How do you say âYes, you look goodâ in Spanish?
â SĂ...
See deez nuts!
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What is you you?
El, can you grab me that bow?
Get noob.
Dan, I'd bent.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
