Grammar jokes
A single sentence walks into a bar.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
That always annoys me, seeing people mess up your and you’re
What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything.
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"