Grammar jokes
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
Why did you say not to?
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
Memes
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Spell "I cup."
Does this sentence make any sense?
Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness