Grammar jokes

The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.

It was tense!

Why did you say not to?

I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.

Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.

Jane ate her friend’s colon.

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."

"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"

A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"

The son: "I don't know, can I?"

The mom: "May you?"

The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

I have 25 friends in the alphabet.

But I don't know why.

What is the difference between a comma and a period?

A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because seven eight (ate) nine.

Spell "I cup."

Does this sentence make any sense?

Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness

Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).

Why do dogs howl?

Because that's the other contraction they know.

What did A say to Y?

"You cannot be alpha like me." :)

Y said, "Why? (Y)"