Grammar jokes
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
You.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
Yesnt.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.
“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
What is you you?
El, can you grab me that bow?
Get noob.
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Dan, I'd bent.