Grammar jokes
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Yesnt.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
What is you you?
“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.
“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
El, can you grab me that bow?
Get noob.