Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
Grammar Jokes
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
Yesnt.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
Dan, I'd bent.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
What is you you?
El, can you grab me that bow?
Get noob.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.