Grammar jokes
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Memes
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Yesnt.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.
“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
El, can you grab me that bow?
Get noob.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
What is you you?
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!