What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
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How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Does this sentence make any sense?
Spell "I cup."
