Grammar jokes
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know Y.
Finish the sentence.
Salt and Vi.....
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
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You.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
Hey, I have a joke!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."