How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
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Spell "I cup."
I see you pee.
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
