Grammar jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
My brother: Is aren’t built of are and not or are and n’t??
Finish the sentence.
Salt and Vi.....
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
El, can you grab me that bow?
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.