Grammar jokes

Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What do you call a letter using the bathroom?

The P.

What were the emo kid's pronouns?

Was/were.

I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know why.

The F in orphan stands for family.

Wait, there is no F. (F)

What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!

Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.

Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"

Nothing.

A single sentence walks into a bar.

What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?

“Is It In?”

Spell "IOUT", no space.

Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.

Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.