What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything.
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
A single sentence walks into a bar.
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Spell "IOUT", no space.
Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
