Grammar jokes
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything.
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
A single sentence walks into a bar.