Grammar jokes
What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Memes
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
A single sentence walks into a bar.
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
Spell "IOUT", no space.