My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
Comma Usage
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke's all about how important commas are. Without 'em, it sounds like this goofball likes munching on their relatives! And you are probably the kind of person who thinks that a vegan burger is actually healthy. Get it? Good, now go back to drooling quietly.
ANYNOMOUS
What’s the third?
DreamBlue
OHH I get it!
DreamBlue
he means he likes eating, his family and not using commas