Government jokes
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
Gun control...
Joe Biden
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks; they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa's clock; the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock?"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.