Government jokes
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
Welcome to politics: You lie to fight and fight to lie.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
"Welcome to the gulag."
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.