Government

Government jokes

Condom

    • What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?

    1. It stands for inflation.

    2. It limits production.

    3. It encourages cooperation.

    4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.

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    • Comment

    • What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

    "Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

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    • Article

    • Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!

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    • Government memes

    Food

    • Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.

    "Knuckle babies" don't eat.

    Corruption

    • EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?" Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."

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