Monarch

Monarch jokes

Chessboard

Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?

Because it looks like a kitchen floor.

Queen

What do you call the longest reigning monarch?

The queen? No, she dead.

Queen Elizabeth

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R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.

Royal

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

Community

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