Monarch jokes
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Kingly discussion?
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
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Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
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