Go jokes

The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.

Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?

I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.

Where do sick boats go? The dock!

My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.

I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.

Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.

A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.

The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."

A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."

The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"

Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.

Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?

Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

Why did the orphan go to church?

Because they need a father.

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"

"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.

Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.

I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨

Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?

"I finished my job."

What about me?

in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind