in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
i went to see my dentist and she warned me it was going to hurt. then she told me she was having an affair with my husband. good news though...the cleaning didnt hurt.
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
Why did the slave go to college? To get his master's degree.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
tripadvisor.com
mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
when you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live: "looks like I am going back to the future!"
School teacher: "Hey kid. why don't you just go home to your family?" Orphan: "My family never came back for me" School teacher: "Your daddy must of really needed that milk"
My dad went to go get milk, he came back 7 years later and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned
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GO ON THE QUINTILLIONAIRE MORNING ROUTINE NOW!
1. Wake up 2. Take a shit 3. Eat 4. Get out of bed 5. Have breakfast
A man found a chest full of gold so he went to go tell his wife only to remember why he was digging
Race car backwards is race car but if you turn race car sideways that’s how Paul walker go sent to gods inbox
wanna hear a plane joke. nah it'll just go over you head
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What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle? my girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
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I am trying to re comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here. Here are some rules to make a good joke: 1: don’t say “my life” 2: proof read your joke, and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it 3: And don’t re post things (although this last one is hippocritical because this was me trying to repost something but it is still a good rule to go by)
