Go jokes
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
When you go to the community pool
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Three guys landed on a cannibal island. The cannibal chef told them if they wanted to live, they had to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to him, and he would tell them what to do.
So the first guy brings 10 apples, and the chef said if he could shove all 10 of those in his ass without making a sound, he could live. He was three apples in and made a sound, and they ate him. The second guy brought grapes; nine grapes in, and he burst out laughing. The cannibals ate him. Then the first guy said, "Why'd you laugh? You were almost there!" The other guy who had the grapes said, "I couldn't help it, I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples."
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, you fucking idiot!
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."