Go jokes
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Memes
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.