Go jokes

The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.

Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?

I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.

Where do sick boats go? The dock!

My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.

I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.

Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.

A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.

The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."

The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"

It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.

Why?

Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?

TripAdvisor.com

I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"

What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?

KMS.

I'm actually against abortion.

Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!

A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."

The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"

Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.

Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?

Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

Why did the orphan go to church?

Because they need a father.