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Me: Good night, everyone.

My friends and family: Night.

Me: *gets in coffin*

My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?

My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.

I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"

Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.

But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.

When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:

"Looks like I am going back to the future!"

Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.

School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"

Orphan: "My family never came back for me."

School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."