Go jokes
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
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You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.