Go jokes

"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."

"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"

Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?

No, because they already are on one.

What do orphans and police not have in common?

The police can actually go home.

Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.

Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?

No, I'm blind.

Stop ruining my jokes.

Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?

It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.

Why am I so successful?

When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.

Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.

Why did the cow go to outer space?

To see the moooon!

People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!

Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!

When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.

When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.

I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.

The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.

I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.

I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.

All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.

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What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.

What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???

Batman can go out at night without Robin.