Go jokes
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
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