Go jokes
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!