Go jokes

I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.

Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?

No, because they already are on one.

What do orphans and police not have in common?

The police can actually go home.

Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.

How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

Why did the orphan go to the playground?

To see if it could find its parents.

Man: How do you prepare your chicken?

Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.

"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

What's an orphan's favorite game?

"Who's your daddy?"

(Go look up the game)

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.

My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.

Yo, sis, come here.

Sis: What?

Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?

Sis: Yup.

Me: Can I go?

Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.

Me: I love you.

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.

Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.