I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night she’s back in bed
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
Kms
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, ‘cus I gotta go back tomorrow.
When elsa said let it go, you took to seriously and let go of your hairline
I work in a garage and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said,"why wont my car go straight
Hey reaper!!! Where are you going?? "I finished my job" What about me?-
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours? Girl: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
A dad tells his son “Stop masturbating! if you do it too long you will go blind.” The son replied “Dad, I’m over here.
Why don't Orphans go to the shops because when there mum leaves shes never coming back
why cant orphans go to the hospital? because it is a family hospital ( sorry for the long breack in between my jokes i just had some family stuff but i am back
next time u see a Brit, go up to them and say:
Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston'
I was going to talk about your chin but i wasnt sure which one to write about.
why did the orphan go to church? because they need a father
Your mom is so ugly she made the devil go to church
I'm actually against abortion Just go to the car wash and tell em you ate too much red pasta
Me: good night everyone My friends and family: night Me: *gets in coffin* My family: *stares at my friends* you aren't going to do something?!? My friends: *to my family* nope, this is normal.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
