Time Zone jokes
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:
"Looks like I am going back to the future!"
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
Community talk
For my friends on the discord group chat, or just people I speak to in DMs, I will NOT be home until around 8pm for my time, therefore. I apologize if I miss any important messages or such. Thank you for your patience and understanding.
why is daylight savings necessary? like what does a time change do to benefit us cus all it does for me is make it dark early and ruin my sleep schedule
Well, I guess this is my goodbye until next year. I came on in the beginning of December of 2023, and I'm leaving on the 21st of this month. Overall, except for a few days in February, and the alt witch trials, I have had a whole ton of fun with you guys. From the goofiness of Soopy, to the, um, wisdom of Kris, wje have been one of the funnest things that I have ever been. It's been a blast! But all good things must … Read more