Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
when you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live: "looks like I am going back to the future!"
You mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Your mum is so fat she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones
ur mama so fat she needs two watches because shes in diffrent time zones
Your hairline so far back it was in a different time zone on a flight with you
