Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
when you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live: "looks like I am going back to the future!"
You mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
ur mama so fat she needs two watches because shes in diffrent time zones
Your mum is so fat she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones
Your hairline so far back it was in a different time zone on a flight with you